whew that was close I almost had to socialize
english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

voldemortsblog:

girlwiththetea:

but imaging living in an apartment with your internet friends and making pillow and furniture barricades

do you even know what happened last time a bunch of friends built a barricade

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

asymptomatics:

Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. 

  • I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
  • That’s why anon exists
  • I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
  • Especially if it’s a phobia 

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

ashton girls: intimidating, very alluring, some of the most beautiful girls in the history of ever, contagious smiles, lighthearted, and totally darling, very popular, everyone loves them, alcohol enthusiasts, overprotective of friends and fam n ash obvs
calum girls: cute puppies to sexual goddesses in a tick, cuddly as heck, bangin lil hotties, kinky, avid drinkers, sweet as chocolate, desperate for physical affection, minds always in the gutter, weed aficiandos, snuggle snuggle snuggle, butt touches lots of em
michael girls: half punk, half cotton candy, sarcastic assholes but completely charming, enjoy cruising in the summer, witty as heck and snarky as can be, neck kisses are a turn on, stoners most likely, thinks they're punk but are total weenies, wildly inappropriate pda
luke girls: lil cuties, the prettiest of the prettiest, v admirable, very personable and very lovable, mixtape makers, people are easily jealous of them, effortless appeal, closeted potheads, very musically inclined, likes cuddles and hand holding, mild cute pda