As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like
and the other half is like
I am a combination of both these things, all year.
Pepper Potts + Iron Man 1 Lines
I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives.
I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION
hello revolution im dad
Lol remember last year when 5SOS wore the same clothes for a week and never washed it and all the fans were like “dude fucking wash ur clothes”
LUKE IS 17 IN THIS PHOTO AND ASHTON IS THE OLDEST AND IS THE SHORTEST AND LUKE IS JUST THE FRIENDLY GIANT AND OH FUCK.
Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.