whew that was close I almost had to socialize

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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cowboyish:

"tell me about your crush" stories are cute but "tell me how you found out u were gay" ones r sooo much better

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

Internet News - July 20, 2014

thechroniclesofawallflower:

Best man raps his speech at a wedding

Cookie Monster face found in a pot of pasta

Dog takes care of its business behind a news reporter on live TV

Bonus: Phil is jealous of the fancy hats that women get to wear to weddings

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost


The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh i don’t mean to be THAT prisoner, but i don’t eat gluten