whew that was close I almost had to socialize

glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

mukesloveaffair:

heartbreakirwin:

i can’t escape them


WHAT STORE IS THAT

mukesloveaffair:

heartbreakirwin:

i can’t escape them

WHAT STORE IS THAT

silvertons:

Pepper Potts + Iron Man 1 Lines

I would like a vodka martini, please. Very dry, with olives. A lot of olives. Like, at least three olives.

aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

fratboycal:

Lol remember last year when 5SOS wore the same clothes for a week and never washed it and all the fans were like “dude fucking wash ur clothes”

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

LUKE IS 17 IN THIS PHOTO AND ASHTON IS THE OLDEST AND IS THE SHORTEST AND LUKE IS JUST THE FRIENDLY GIANT AND OH FUCK.

5secondsofsummer-fanpage:

LUKE IS 17 IN THIS PHOTO AND ASHTON IS THE OLDEST AND IS THE SHORTEST AND LUKE IS JUST THE FRIENDLY GIANT AND OH FUCK.

nyamennwunamawu:

Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.